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25) I’m cool with trial and error…the trail part is cool…the error, not so much.
24) Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve
23) Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on
22) My past arrogance has caused the failure of my past buisnesses … Be humble in your decision making
21) I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
20) We lookin’ crazy fresh where’s paparazzi when you need em
19) I have decided to become the best rapper of all time! I put it on my things to do in this lifetime list!
18) Is it super lonely and miserable to buy yourself a Cartier love bracelet… well I guess I do love my self lol!!!
17) I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email
16) I’m ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone… it’s like hoodies
15) Leonard Bernstein is the s—!!! Hit flute player is snapping write now!!! Are those Christmas bells?
14) Just saw Social Network and 2 valuable business rules…No drunk blogging and…Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21 LOL
13) cool ain’t cool no more,it’s a new day education is the new motivation truth taste and beauty let’s raise our children better than us
12) You have to balance ignorance with intellect! Can’t have school with out recess! #Greatesttweetofalltime
11) I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice
10) I’ve hurt, I’ve bled, I’ve learned. I only want to do good. I am passionate I am human I am real. I wish I could meet every hater.
9) I’ve finally realized as long as you use profanity when you talk about art and fashion it’s better accepted!!!
8) I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic
7.) Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car … it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa
6) Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes
5) I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
4) My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a s*** load’
3) hold on…. I’m bout to hop on this #BABYMAMAJET the jets Billionaires give to they baby mamas or they 1rst 2nd or 3rd wife
2) i hate when im on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle
1) I’m sorry Taylor.
oh my god, numbers five and two. kill me.
(via pandaindisguise)
